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New Design! The Synapse 3000

We're proud to introduce the first-ever 3000 cubic liter backpack -- the Synapse 3000:

Estimated shipping date for the Synapse 3000 is mid-2030 (though from a non-linear, non-subjective view point -- time is a Timey Wimey Wibbly Wobbly ball of stuff). We recommend putting the date on your calendar because don't blink or they'll be gone! Seriously though -- don't blink.

Exterior webbing loops for the optional Plunger attachment will be sold separately. Color combinations will be Police Box Blue/Wasabi, Exterminate Copper/Iberian, Upgraded Silver/Ultraviolet, and there's one color we keep on looking at, but as soon as we look away we forget what it is.

Specifications:
Dimensions: 0.28 x 0.19 x 0.11 fathoms
Weight: 400d Halcyon®/420d nylon ripstop: .12 stones
1000 denier Cordura®: .13 stones
Volume: 170,000 imperial tablespoons
Total O-rings: 42

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17 comments

  • BWeaves

    P.S. I love all the Doctor Who references. It truly is bigger on the inside!

  • BWeaves

    P.P.S. and the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 42 reference! You’re my kind of people.

  • Eugene Eric Kim

    Hope it comes with that sandwich!

  • Seesul

    The color you can’t remember is, according to my late college art professor, Charles Strong, fugitive red. Red being the most fugitive color in the planet. Remember that the next time you accidentally throw a new pair of red socks in with your white laundry.

    I can still see my mom boiling big brother’s college underwear on the stove to remove the flamingo pink hue. Back in the day, one had to boil the dye remover solution in order for it to work.

  • Shannon McKenzie

    This is the best.

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