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New Design! The Synapse 3000

We're proud to introduce the first-ever 3000 cubic liter backpack -- the Synapse 3000:

Estimated shipping date for the Synapse 3000 is mid-2030 (though from a non-linear, non-subjective view point -- time is a Timey Wimey Wibbly Wobbly ball of stuff). We recommend putting the date on your calendar because don't blink or they'll be gone! Seriously though -- don't blink.

Exterior webbing loops for the optional Plunger attachment will be sold separately. Color combinations will be Police Box Blue/Wasabi, Exterminate Copper/Iberian, Upgraded Silver/Ultraviolet, and there's one color we keep on looking at, but as soon as we look away we forget what it is.

Specifications:
Dimensions: 0.28 x 0.19 x 0.11 fathoms
Weight: 400d Halcyon®/420d nylon ripstop: .12 stones
1000 denier Cordura®: .13 stones
Volume: 170,000 imperial tablespoons
Total O-rings: 42

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17 comments

  • Blue

    April Fools!!! I get it now…

  • BWeaves

    Hahaha! I was expecting a dog to come out at one point.

  • Jeff McGuire

    Cost for Synapse 3000?

  • The Doctor

    Just the doctor checking in. I heard that Mr. Bihn got ahold of a bit of Time Lord technology. The whole smaller on the outside ball of stuff. Next you’ll be trying to sell tiny apartments inside of a bag. That’s rubbish. I’ll send my friend Sally Sparrow round to help you with new practical bag ideas. She’s rather clever.

  • DOREEN

    Love these!

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