New Design! The Synapse 3000

We're proud to introduce the first-ever 3000 cubic liter backpack -- the Synapse 3000:

Estimated shipping date for the Synapse 3000 is mid-2030 (though from a non-linear, non-subjective view point -- time is a Timey Wimey Wibbly Wobbly ball of stuff). We recommend putting the date on your calendar because don't blink or they'll be gone! Seriously though -- don't blink.

Exterior webbing loops for the optional Plunger attachment will be sold separately. Color combinations will be Police Box Blue/Wasabi, Exterminate Copper/Iberian, Upgraded Silver/Ultraviolet, and there's one color we keep on looking at, but as soon as we look away we forget what it is.

Specifications:
Dimensions: 0.28 x 0.19 x 0.11 fathoms
Weight: 400d Halcyon®/420d nylon ripstop: .12 stones
1000 denier Cordura®: .13 stones
Volume: 170,000 imperial tablespoons
Total O-rings: 42