I guess I am now the proud owner of a Ristretto for iPad. I found an offer that looked too good to pass up.
Tom Bihn Ristretto bag for iPad/iPad2 | eBay
50$ seems like a pretty good deal to me. Now I just need to get an Absolute Strap for it and I'll be good to go (minus the part where I can never ever EVER buy only one thing at a time from here >.<)
P.S. I *think* it's Olive/Cayenne, but the pictures the seller put up made it difficult to distinguish.