In my dreams there is a Seattle Apartment Complex Parking Enforcement that gives out tickets to people who don't even know how to park correctly in a parking lot. My parking spot in my building is rather small and right against a giant concrete wall, behind my parking spot is a storage shed. The person in the parking spot next to me often parks her car at an angle, making it nearly impossible to get into or out of my spot. Next to her is a lady with a large van that absolutely refuses to pull all the way into her spot so the back half of her car is sticking out. It's pretty comical when I'm pulling into the parking lot and all of the other cars (including vans!) are parked all the way in their spots and then the random van that refuses to make my life easy. Essentially it takes me about 5 minutes every morning to maneuver my way out of my spot. If neither of them are there and I can easily pull out, I'm the happiest person in the world! Please, move to Seattle and take care of my parking woes!