Ok, I will bite. Here is what I carry all the time on my person (Plus we will see if I have learned how to upload a picture).
Top row (L to R) My smart phone, corporate smart phone, pedometer, pen and wallet. Pen is carried in wallet.
Bottom row: Nite Ize carabiner/bottle opener with a couple hair bands, Car key; Key ring with house key, grocery rebate cards, library card and flash drive; challenge coin.
I used to carry a pocket knife every day, but it has become frowned upon post 9/11.