<b>Synergy</b>
A code word lazy people use when they want you to do all the work.

<b>Worth</b>
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

<b>Idiocy</b>
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

<b>Liberty</b>
The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.

<b>Congress</b>
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.

Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.

<b>Cluelessness</b>
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

<b>Hope</b>
May not be warranted at this point.

<b>Believe in Yourself</b>
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

<b>Tradition</b>
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

<b>Mistakes</b>
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

<b>Wishes</b>
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

<b>Mercy</b>
Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.

<b>Government</b>
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions

Tip Of The Hat to Despair