A little late to the party, but...
Katy, I just now saw this thread, and wanted to say a belated welcome to the world of knitting. I taught myself how to knit about 18 months ago: maybe because I already owned a Swift, and thought maybe I should actually use it for the activity for which it was designed! I've always been backwards. :D I spent about two months wanting to stab myself with the needles. "This is relaxing?" I kept saying in abject misery as I did more tinking and frogging and unraveling of knots than I did knitting. But then something clicked, and now I'm addicted, just like everyone else in this thread. Have you all exchanged Ravelry names yet, in order to see each other's projects? Mine is chiralangel, and I'm addicted to Malabrigo yarns, scarves, simple lace patterns, and knitting with silk.